Posted by Shirlee | Posted in Discussion | Posted on 19-01-2010
Tags: atheist4life
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February 2010
Poster Atheist 4 Life asked a few questions. Here we go:
When you have a moment, could you please pray for a cure for my porn addiction?
Certainly. Shall I pray for you to go blind, for your hands to fall off, or for you to find Jesus and quit your unending heathen lust after pleasures of (your own, mister grabby-hands) flesh?
Also could you explain the existence of dinosaurs millions of years ago when many christians claim that the earth is only a few thousand years old. Also, if you claim that dinosaur fossils are mearly a way of God testing your faith, do you really want to to worship a God that tests your faith by playing such pranks on you?
I’m glad you could spell “atheist” properly, even if “merely” was too much for you.
EDIT: OK, I admit it, that was a cheap shot. I was a bit cranky, having just cleaned up after a DDoS attack. Consider it retracted.
God didn’t play any pranks on us. Dinosaurs were killed in the Flood buried under many layers of sediment in a matter of days and compressed under water deep enough to cover all the mountains of the Earth. That’s MILES of water. Incredible pressure. That’s how they became fossilized.
And why is it that the high church does not come out and condemn looney religious fanatics like Pat Robertson for his obscene comments about Haiti being punished for signing a contract with the devil to remove the French from their country.
High Church? What, the Catholic Cult?
Do you mean the people who worship “Mary” and actually believe that crackers and wine turn into the flesh and blood of Jesus?
Tell me, if Haitians didn’t make a pact with Satan to remove the French from Haiti, why did God allow the earthquake to happen?
I apologize for going off topic here, have nothing personal against Trig but for your Gods sake please concentrate on actually accomplishing something that will really do somebody some good in this world instead of chanting voodoo prayers for someone who really doesn’t need them.
Well, you did ask me to pray for a cure for your porn addiction. Do you think that’s more important than Trig being able to live a normal life, with all the joys and opportunities it offers?